yo homies you best be trippin over to da 'follow' button cause other wise thats the only thin you'll be tappin am I right, or am I right?
dis badass hustler blog is a mix of my bitches one direction and the rest is basically humor that will make your nips bleed icecream and make yo laugh so hard that jellybeans start poppin outta ya bellybutton galfrand
also what does the definition for twerk in the dictionary actually say? to jiggle ones butt? to shake ones booty? to powersass the ass? to turn on the vibrate button for the touchie?
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”