youre breaking up with me for being too clingy?? i can’t believe this, on our 2 hour anniversary?

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37 minutes ago


if someone tells you an offensive joke just tell them you dont get it and watch as they squirm and fidget and try to explain the punchline without literally saying “the target of the joke is being hurt in some way and thats funny right”

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i feel like the staff hates me because i have tumblr in my url and you cant do that anymore

yeah we’re not exactly fans of you

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*straight people voice* is he… you know…

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i liked your selfie because i want to fuck the life out of you

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legend says ur a lil bitch

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condom emotional-alien


one day i want to be famous enough that people photoshop flower crowns onto photos of me

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lesbianvenom emotional-alien
3 hours ago

Luxury // Urban // Nature // Fashion
shenaylovato drippin-in-g0ld
3 hours ago

❁❁ Calm and relaxing jungle blog ❁❁
drive-shesaid vanillaa-sunshine


Polite, respectful, and intelligent men who are fucking kinky as fuck make my knees weak

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Hell exists.
it’s here.
3 a.m.
awake and
without you.
Beau Taplin, "Hell exists." (via sexclution)
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Centerfold attraction, sexual compassion often memories are faded, these are everlastin’

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4 hours ago
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okay but when you have holocaust survivors and people who were activists during the civil rights movement supporting mike brown and then KKK members and neo nazi’s supporting the officer you should be able to figure out which side is the right one.

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